.....Ask a silly question...

 

 

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a

 

change! The chicken wanted change!

 

 

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he

 

recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the

 

chickens on the other side of the road...

  

 

SARAH PALIN: Because, Praise Jesus, I was gonna shoot his sorry liberal ass for blocking my view of Russia!

 

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little

 

chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to

 

ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the

 

chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

 

 

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We

 

just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The

 

chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

 

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

 

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the

 

satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

 

 

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your

 

definition of crossing?

 

 

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

 

 

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now

 

against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the

 

chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

 

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that

 

he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes

 

after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help

 

him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems

 

before adding new problems.

 

 

OPRAH: Well,I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why

 

he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn

 

from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to

 

give this  chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not

 

live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we

 

have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

 

 

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see

 

it in his eyes and the way he walks.

 

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

 

 

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was

 

going. I had a standing order at the Farmers Market to sell my eggs when

 

the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider

 

information.

 

 

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?

 

Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

 

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain

 

truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that

 

chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I

 

say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the

 

liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other

 

side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as

 

simple as that.

 

 

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody

 

told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

 

 

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be

 

listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story

 

of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish

 

its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

 

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

  

 

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together,

 

in peace.

 

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross

 

roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your

 

cheque book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2008. This

 

new platform is much more stable and will never crash.

 

 

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road

 

move beneath the chicken?

 

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

 

 

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life ~ Picasso