Wedding fairy  

A married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

 Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

 She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

 The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my  darling husband.'

 The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen  Mary II appeared in her hands.

 The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.

 I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

 The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

 So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92  years old.

 The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....