Retirement plans compared...

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would

now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would

have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank

all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have

$214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advise is to drink

heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan